Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Hyrum funnies


These made me laugh. I realize these are probably only really funny to me. I like this kid.

** While playing Aliens vs. Cars, it looked like all was lost for the aliens when...
Hyrum: "Oh no, something bad is happening, the aliens are EMAILING the other aliens to come fight"

Not telling them or calling them, they were being emailed. I think Hyrum has caught on to my preferred mode of communication!

** There is an exotic dancer nightclub place (ahem, strip club) on the way to our pediatricians office & it's a pink building with blinking lights so it stands out.

Hunter: "Oh look! It's that pink house again!"
Hyrum: "Yes, Hunter, that's where they make cotton candy. Mommy, did you see that pink building? That's where they make cotton candy right, because it's so fancy?"
Me: "Riiiiiight"...
I felt this was an appropriate time to lie to my children. I'm glad they didn't notice the picture of a half-naked woman. (Man, it'll be tricky raising all these boys!!!)

** Hyrum: "Look Hunter there's a big giant hole in your sock! Hey sock, you need to be modest! Hahahaha!"
I don't remember teaching Hyrum about modesty yet but it seems he gets the picture.

** I was listening to some songs by the Kings Singers & a couple of them in a row were in Latin or Italian or something.

Hyrum: "What in the world are those words they're saying? Is that Dr. Seuss singing or something?"
Because the words were nonsense to him, get it? HAHAHAHA!

This kid makes me laugh-what a comedian ;-)

7 comments:

Abbie said...

He looks like a Jeremy clone! Sos o funny!

Donna Shoop said...

Meghan, all of those comments made me laugh.. being a preschool teacher those kind of things make me laugh easily. I love the things kids say! Sometimes I miss my kids being that age, they still say funny things, just not as often. I enjoy reading about your kids!

Donna Shoop said...

ahhh, sorry I misspelled your name.. I used to have a friend who spelled her name that way.

Scott & Marcie said...

Isn't it nice that pink means cotton candy to him instead of other things! When Zac was little and started reading, he would read the signs of buildings, street signs, whatever as we drove in the car. We pulled up next to a fence one day where there were several horrid words spray painted on it. He read one and said,"Mom what does____ mean?" I said, "It's a nasty word, we'll discuss it's meaning with Dad when he gets home tonight." We did, told him the truth, and we never heard that word again. It's unfortunate and sad, that they have to have their innocence stolen so young, I guess it's just a sign of the times we live in.

Scott & Marcie said...

Hope that time comes later than sooner with your precious boys.

Lee-Ruth-Clark-Cal-Shanna-Haley-Elden said...

HA HA! Too cute. I love the whole in the sock. And where did he come up with cotton candy? So funny!

Jake and Aimee said...

Hi Megan! I don't know if you remember me, it's been quite a few years! This is Aimee, I was in 5th ward when your dad was president! Anyway I found your blog and just wanted to say you have a beautiful family! Hope all is going well!